on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
holy shit
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
(via i-wantyoursoul)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via laughbitches)
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
(Source: sharonosbourne, via laughbitches)
Imagine walking barefoot
Through the pebbly sand
In Southern California
It is 6 AM but you’re awake as ever
The sun is beginning to rise now
You grasp your waxy board
Close to your torso
Damp from the humidity in the air
Seagulls squawk in the distance
Over the wading sea
Calling you to ride the waves.
I pledge allegiance
I pledge allegiance to my home.
The call of the waves that only I seem to hear.
My inevitable and eternal home.
